Fire Alarm System

Fire investigators in Maui, Hawaii, USA, have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month: a short circuit in the homeowner’s newly installed fire prevention alarm system.

‘This is even worse than last year,’ said the distraught homeowner, ‘when someone broke in and stole my new security system.’

A Tiger Woods Christmas

Twas the night before chrismas and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ — a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

All search engines redirect me to Virus Removal

A few weeks ago I had a problem with my laptop. Everytime I would perform a search on any popular search engine the results would send me to a site like or After some research I found out I had a Trojan called DNSHijacker 85.255 which hijacks your DNS server to point you to wherever they want to. This can be a very serious threat because they could point you to false bank sites.. false log in pages for anything they choose to write.
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